Cap’n P

I’m a little bit geeky. A turn off? probablyy. I am fascinated with fictional worlds and superheroes. Maybe not to that amount of FANthom but still geeky nontheless. You all can probably name the coolest superhero of all yea? probably also the lamest one but how about the lamest cool superhero?

Anyway, In the name of all things good in this world, i give you the most coolest superhero of all who is yet the lamest one as well.

He’s a strong, blue, buffed and tough flying superhero with a green mullet and has an encyclopedic knowledge of the universe who fights freak villains, educate kids on being enviromental friendly and delivers a witty one liner after every episode.

He’s none other than….!!!

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CAPTAIN PLANET!

I don’t really need to say more about why he’s a cool superhero. He’s a pretty good rolemodel for kids at times like these when the world really is in trouble but “why is he a lame superhero?” you might ask.

Let’s look at superman. He’s the man of steel and is technically invincible… except for an alien crystal- Kryptonite but that’s understandably rare. Captain Planet however fights  eco-villains but throw him into a garbage truck and *poof*, captain Planet go bye bye. Like the witch from OZ when she got soaked in water. “I’m melting! Who would have thought a small amount of water would ever fall on meeee?!!”

Seriouslyyyy. You wouldn’t think that when a superhero fights to clean up the planet, his weakness is non other than trash. haha. That’s like telling a teethless grandpa to chew your baby’s food. panat to the maximum. Its really ridiculous for Captain Planet to have a weakness against the very thing he’s supposed to be combatting! I mean, thats like any regular hero being alergic to crime… it just doesn’t make sense.

CAP. PLANET: “I’d really love to be in there with you Planeteers, I really would. It’s just, this weakness thing, you know. In fact… in fact don’t summon me anymore. I love it inside the rings – do your own ‘diry’ work… pun intended”.

The show have done a good job anyway, because Captain Planet’s weakness didn’t look that ridiculous in practice. Though in concept it is horrible. I still think he’s cool though.. in a way.

Runner up here is the green lantern. He’s green and his power is awesomee. his weakness? the colour yellow. haha. but there’s still a major gap between him and CP. obviouslyy.

-vuxpyra//

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