I just realised that the MOE has set up a matchmaking service for us students. (:
During the first term holiday i did this letter assignment thing where i’d pretend to write to a penpal. Turns out they sent my letter! haha. And we just got a huge pile of letters from SMSA. Everyone especially the girls were going through the letters searching for a potentially ‘HOT’ letter. haha. pfft. No need lah. I’m right heree! haha prasann. anyway,
as teacher was like “Oh lookie, Here’s a girl! you’d like that right?” I was like okay? haha. so i took the letter and this is what was written in the first paragraph.
“…. I am 16 years old and i’m turning 17 this coming Decemner. I am about 5’3″ tall. I have short hair up to my shoulders which is layered cut and it is dark brown in colour. My eyes are medium sized and it’s dark brown in colour. I am a chinese girl but born as a muslim. I am friendly and i love to make new friends…..”
And all i wrote was “..I look like Brad Pitt from ‘Troy’…” hahaha. i suck at describing myself. Oh, and i think you all remember the address i wrote for my letter some posts ago. haha. I bet they’re passing my paper ard and laughing like shit. i think this is where they would shout out ‘SOBERR’.
Anyway, I’m gonna reply the letter i got soon as she kinda stressed out here that she wants me to ‘hit her back’. Oh, i envy her perfect English. I can’t write anything formal without putting in some puns and punchlines her and there. I’m special that way.
I think i love you. Oh wait, I actually meant to say i love your long detailed description about yourself as compared to mine. I also love the fact that you’re a Malay Chinese as they are always hot. Yes, i love reading too very much and maybe we could just you and me go to the library some time? thats if you want to that is. Oh, and i like your handwriting by the way. As i read your handwritten letter, i can imagine your pretty hand moving along every curve of every letter. Okay anyway, lets just skip the build up. You gay?