I seriously did badly on my Amaths yesterday. I didn’t even bothered studying my Amaths because i know i’ll do badly so i just concentrated studying my Bio which by the way, i think i nailed deep.
I thought to myself. i could either do badly on both or excel in my bio and still do badly on my Amaths. so i did what my heart told me to which was to earn my keep in the bio field.
while everyone was busy finding the value of X, i was busy humming to Michael Jackson- Billie Jean.
“tam tum tum tam tam tum tum tum AUUuu!” great song.
hee. but lets not fret. I’ll go and do better next time okayy.
Hot nurse-“doctor doctor! These hoS are going to die in around 20 minutes unless you do an emergency tumor extraction session!”
doctor-“Ohh My Godd. okay, I’ll get right on it… right after i find the chances of survival of all them cows. hm… if one male ho takes 3 minutes and females take 5 minutes, only restriction is i can only do the females in one go and the males in another go then.. um.. the permutation is um…10P2 +400C5 – 40G5. *thinks thinks*so that must mean dy/dx of the graph of survival is -1/2 so the equation of the line is f(x)=4+3X.. where F(5)=67T where T is a constant. hence, the value of lg5P is equal to 3T – lne. Thus the maxima value is equal to Q + C. “
Hot nurse-“pfft. You’re a effin fag! you nerdd. Why did i even sleep with you.”
As you can see, Amaths is an essential part of being a doctor as well as any other job you fantasized as a kid i.e. lawyer, fireman, pilot, police and astronaut. To hell with common sense and logic, Amaths is the yellow brick road to follow to success.
at least this is what my Amaths teacher told me. “If you exzel is Additionel marts, You will get a march march higher charnce of getting the skolaersheep“
wise words right? maybeee not correctly pronounced… but still wisee. eheheh(: