When i hear ‘Avril lavigne’, i hear hipocrit.

The whole bimbo gimmick. pffft. Did she just woke up one day and went like…”ohhh my gawdd! I’m soo gonna dye my hair blonde! It’ll match my boobs which are so hottt. don’t you love ittt!!”. Kinda unsurprising though. If she didn’t do this whole bimbo turnover then she would probably disappear into the abyss slowly just like that. 2 album she sang about hardship and teen angst. do you really need another? Though the lyrics to her songs now are definitely not as sincere as it was before. The only thing stopping me from changing the channel is Avril herself.

Seriouslyy..did she get implants or something? Or did she finally realize she had envious boobs because recently it seems as though she’s taunting us with her cleavage everywhere.

ohh well. I’ll just mute her crappy music and just watch the videoclip. Everyone wins.

-vuxpyra//

Sorry about the lack of posts. I haven’t mentioned this but my access to the laptop is scarce and i sold my phone to get equipments for the turtles. My qulifying exam is on the 1st July too so that sucks too.

I’m doing good thoughh.

so as mentioned, I’m gonna introduce you to my turtless!

This tiny critter is Squirt.

He’s a red-eared slider and is a pretty docile one too. soo tiny! not more than 1.5 inches long(from carapace). In some countries selling them this small would be illegal.

Theyre called sliders because of how quick they would get into the water whenever they feel threatened while basking but not this one. he would just fold it’s legs and enjoy the warmth.

He would always chase ard the fishes hoping to get a good meal but he’s too slow. (;

A great swimmer though and if not basking, would be swimming ard doing laps while searching for food.

Likes to sleep ard too and play ard in the sand as well as bask in the heat on rocks as well as little foot’s shell. He’s a handsome critter though he likes to annoy other turtles.

This is me sneaky Turt.

a sneaky little devil he is. A snake neck turtle. i bought him when i saw this little container hiding under the shelves in the petstore away from being seen by anyone. i looked inside and i saw a turtlee. a snakeneck turtle lagitu. it looked like it was being neglected maybe. so i saved it. This turtle costs like 9 red eared sliders. pfft.

So Turt is a picky eater yes. Ate my pregnant guppy, one of those tiny cleaning fishies and possibly a shrimp. Doesnt really bask though.

Turt is one of those turtles that spends most of his day under the water. Usually likes to hide under a rock and wait until a fish passes and he uses his long neck to ambush them critters. But most of the time he fails and hides back under his rock. The remaining fishes in my tank are the fast and smart ones.

ard 3 inches long(carapace) but ard 5 inches if including the neck.

its a sideneck turtle so if it’s scared, it would roll its neck ard its shell so it’s head would be somewhere ard it’s ass. eheh

Likes to observe too. sometimes when you look at the tank, you notice a little face looking right at you smiling. You dont see a body but just a head. haha. scaryy.

This is little foot!

As i mentioned countless times he’s a malayan box turtle.

A gift from the principal of AAC and an fully adult male. pretty brave one he is as he would not close up it’s shell completely. It would always leave a tiny opening for it to peek out off and would be out and about again in a minute.

ard 8 inches long (carapace) and has a long thick tail to attract the ladiess.

His three feet handicap doesn’t bother him much now after i lined the tank’s bottom with sand so it doesn’t hurt his tiny foot.

He seems to not know about his missing foot as you can always see his tiny foot moving in sync with his other legs as though nothing is out of the ordinary. That’s cool about animals. They don’t see imperfection as ugliness like people do. That’s an envious feeling.

Littlefoot also loves to cover his shell with sand while in the water. A kind of defensive mechanism i noticed and he would prefer being in the water than on land eventhough he’s such a clumsy swimmer.such a silly turtle.

Overall, ive got three funneh turtles living in my 45g tank. While the tank is catered for turtles, i do keep 4 fishes, a shrimp and 2 lobsters in there also. Currently searching for water plants to place in there too.

my tank:- 36″ x 18″ x 18″, 45 gallon breeder

substrate:- multi purpose sand

filter system:- eheim professional 2 2028 canister filter

basking area:- decorative rocks

basking light:- 100 watts incandescent lightbulb with officelamp fixture

so yea. I’ll update with a picture of my tank when i get the time alright. Right now I’ve got to study and buy a present for my sister’s birthday tomorrow.

Ohh and a happy blated birthday to akmal!!! 28 june. Akmal oh Akmal. He’s childish when with his friends but mature when with hot girls. anyway, laterr peoplee.

-vuxpyra//

2 days agoo i went to Faris’s house to play wii. My hand is like crampingg hard due to the boxing. Not actually cramping per se where your muscles would start to spasm uncontrollably but the kind where you can feel your muscles straining when you stretch out your arm. whatever it’s called.either way, aduhhh.

i have a complain for wii though. Your DDR songs are ..yawn. i mean gawd.. after playing DDR on the wii, that night i had to set up the dance mats at my place just to prove to myself that DDR isn’t that boring. And it’s not.

ITS THE BOMBB!

Oh, We went fishing yesterday. Naturally.. i caught nothing as usual.

anyway, we caught 2 crabs! woww.

not wow?

we caught 2 big crabs with the fishing rod!

still not wow for you?

we caught 2 big crabs with the fishing rod at the same time!

no?

we caught 2 big crabs that were having sex with the fishing rod!

haha. crab porn. after seperating them, after a few mins, they started the sex marathon yet again. Never knew crabs were such horny creatures.

-vuxpyra//

I have been gone for ..20 days. eheh. may this blog not be down the toilet already.

If i were to post about everything in my life since last time i posted, i would be better off sending it off to a 2000 words essay competition and win me some money. then i would post my essay here and brag about how i won a consolation of $5 from getting 45th place on my holiday essay.

but nahh. too much work for me although the five dollars does seem eye catching at the moment.

Crapp. I spent like a lottttt. i mean i dipped into my cash more this month than i have in the past year or two
.Now i need to spend like $250 on a new fluval 404.(canistal filter) for me turtle. gahh. And i was hoping to get a new camera soon. poof*

I’ll show you pictures of my vivarium setup soon alright. (;

I went to Manukan Island veryone and it was AWESOMEE! Best experience i had in a longg time. I found nemo! but i lost my camera. nyehh. I think it’s a sign that i need a new camera.

Hey, Are there sex workers in KB really? i mean that’s disturbing. While i was at KFC to grab a coke and gravy at KK during midnight, i sat down with this local and we hanged. He kinda talked too fast so i kept saying “huh? apa?” until i gave up and just went “uhuh.. iakah? ohh”. We chatted abt me from Belait and he mentioned going to KB to “…antar perempuan”. Most of his sentences drifted to sending girls. Then i said what does he do and he said “aku pim”. I went went “ohh.. iakah?” until later it hit me. OHH PIMPP!. Well, he has a thing with his eye, he dresses funny and he’s eating at midnight at kfc alone. He was not the kind of pimp that television has painted into my mind. Maybe he was a minimum wage pimp sending his foxy grandmama everywhere. I went not long after because he seemed to be hinting me. blerghh. mihirr.

-vuxpyra//

NOTE: THIS WAS WRITTEN ON THE 7TH JUNE BUT JUST POSTED.

has it really been a week?.?
well.. I’ve opened up a ‘new post’ countless times this week but failed to paint the canvas successfully.

let me just give you an overview of my week okay. (:

2nd June,
The principal of AAC just gave me a turtle as a birthday gift. what’s so special? it’s a male malayan box turtle and it has 3 legs. uhuh.. it’s missing it’s left forelimb.

3rd June,
English ‘O’ Level EXAM!
it was funn.
My essay question? write a story which includes “..as i entered the room, i saw what i hated most”
My story? It started with something like “Hello my name is Fahmii and for 2 years, i have been in a coma. Eventhough i was out for 2 years, i wasn’t as catatonic as people thought i was. For those 2 years, i have been living in my own world, my mind.”
It’s about me and my tiny world in my mind which i created. Everything was full of life, everyone was happy and life was good but as the years passed, things like corruption, greed and such was slowly turning my fantasy into reality. trees didn’t sing anymore as they are being cut down and skies aren’t as blue anymore due to industrial capitalization and my land was in anarchy.
The sultanate was overthrowned by a democratic government system and i was confined in my castle, doors and windows shut tight with guards everywhere for the entire 2nd year and was forced to only hear my kingdom in amok. In the 4th week of December, all the guards were gone and my kingdom was quiet but water seemed to be seeping throughthe door gaps. i Ran up the supposed to be guarded’ tower and when i reached the top, i saw what i hated most. my kingdom was flooded. Human nature. Global warming. Greed. rising sea level.
and in the end it went like “Hello, my name is Fahmii and for 2 years i have been in a coma and i have witnessed global warming and then i quote leonardo diCaprio ” you can turn mankind’s darkest hour into it’s finest by saving our world”.
okay, that wasn’t really all that accurate but just a gist of the story alright :j

My english teacher also wrote this on my book. eheh.

Birthday! It turned out better than i expected. it seemed as though evverytime i look away from my phone, someone would wish me happy birthday. This stretching of the birthday greetings is awesome because instead of being all happy at midnight right before you fall asleep, you’ll live your day constantly with a smile.
I pretty much had a greatt dayy with no sad thoughts whatsoeverr. overall, my pouridge was not too hot nor was it too cold but was it was just right.
ohh! and Lil Dear Diane went through the trouble of getting me a birthday cakee. how sweett (; The cake was pretty and sweet but she’s like superr de duper sweetahh and prettierr!

4th June,
Marching pass practice in the afternoon. gila ehh. it was hot like fuk and i was being a noob by not knowing those marching basics.
it’s like when the leader goes and say “up!”, everyone would instantly do the same by the next second but you’ll only hear my voice like 3 seconds later. eheh. soberr.
And this bitter girl from school whose first words to me in Jan were “apa liat liat?!?” was being all nice to me. haha weird much? Seriously i mean does that indicate that in more or less 6 months, i have risen from the ‘new guy’ status to ’someone you should be nice to’ status? Probably.

5th June,
I realised i have eaten more junk food in the past week than i have in months. macam gilaa. haha. and i have pretty much offered all my candies and such to Shwu tyng exclusively. (; Today it was that ‘hershey’s cookie’s and creme’ bar.
In the afernoon had bio practical which was like nuts! That translates to ‘kacangg!’.
Then right after bio, us form 5s were made to look and dysfunctional penises. There was this Hiv Awareness Programme for Peers and Youths or in other words, H.A.P.P.Y.
It was pretty cool though. but cali wahh. there was like three groups.

A. which means you will refrain from sex ;
B. which means you will ’stick to one’ and;
C. which means you will have polygamous sex with a condom.

80% of the students choosen went to C. haha. the student councelor had that “WTFF?!?!” look on her face. haha. hilariouss.
Then after the disturbing pictures of people’s crotches have ended, we had one of those journeys where we would all close our eyes, mood is set and we would just listen to some talk which plays with your mind and you would have one of those epiphanys. Alot of eyes were glistening in the end.

6th June,
LAZY FRIDAY! went to petshops to get stuff for my three legged friend. We ended up buying like 5 goldfishes there. haha. My mum paid so it’s technically her fault.

7th June,
SPORTS DAY! haha. okayy, i dont really have team temborung spirit as this is my first year at AAC and whatever little school spirit i had was washed away by the rain this morning. Instead, during the march pass and shotputt, i was DDR-ing at the arcadee nearby with Faiz, Aziz, Hafizuddin, Azim, Diane and her entourage after watching mr.Bean at Aziz’s place to change to dry clothes. I had to go sockless though as they were wet. Arcade was awesomee. I love DDR! i played like 12 songs there with 8 of them, it was between me and Hafizuddin. He’s has awesome footworks.
THEN for some reason, my Steven Tyler’s ‘i don’t wanna miss a thing’  got all of their attention tarus. They were probably like “katak mana lagi menyanyi ni kan?”. Mei jun was nice though. she said my singing was the best. haha. tipuuu. Then we went to the beach behind OGDC after i thought Hafizuddin’s girlfriend how to swing reallyy high as we were kinda jobless. Though it was a great day out in the end, it felt like at the end of the day, it was eventually like couple’s day out. pfft. Sadly, the only ass i got today was from pushing Aqilah who was on the swing.

-vuxpyra//

Holiday. (;

I’m pretty psyched for the upcoming holidayy. why? I’m going to Manukan island, Sabah.

Pulau Manukan, Sabah

marine life, Pulau Manukan

Even though i have an exciting holiday coming, I’m not as excited at how quick it is we’re coming to October. Can’t really believe it’s June already. I’m also not that excited about my Birthday as well because well.. this year my birthday reflects the fact that It’s more than halfway until my ‘O’ levels. My siblings won’t be home too at the time and I’ve got my
June exams going on so I’ll just celebrate some other time i guess. My birthdays don’t really bring down the house FYI. Maybe just spend it eating potato chips while watching an episode of veronica mars? thats quite fun. Sureeeee, spending your birthday during your O levels, on a weekday, with everyone not at your side & single might make you all pity cry yourselves dry to sleep but i find things like a smile from a close friend or a beautiful view or even a deep heart to heart conversation to be enough to make my day. I can be low maintenance when i want to.

The most annoying thing about my so called ‘day’ is that during me birthday eve at 11.59 pm, my credit will be ohh at ard $5-20 but then a minute later when those text messsages starts to flood,

ZAM ZAM ALAKAZAM!!

Hilang tiaaa my credit semuaa. Ironically, it seems that DST loves me enough to charge my annual fee exactly on my birthday. How nicee. j:

oh well. My credit expired already a few days ago so that won’t be much of a problem this year. I don’t really see
why us people see in the term sweet sixteen though. Unlike in the states and some western countries, 16 is not the legal driving age and unlike some most western countries, sex doesn’t get legalized at 16. Overall.. this is just one of those things us Asians adopted without even knowing the origin of this whole sweet sixteen trend. so is 16 really sweet? um….. notsomuch. You wanna know what’s really sweet? Kristen Bell’s eyes. (;

-vuxpyra//

..is playing right now.

I kinda can’t sleep. went to bed ard 6 and woke up ard 12. though I think my nap was to compensate for my lack of sleep last night so yes. I haven’t slept.

While chugging down ice cream a few minutes ago I was soo deep in thought.
can someone hold a world record for something they are? like.. record for ugliest ass or most uneven boobs or most piglike face. eheh. maybe not…

Then I realised that toothpaste helps get rid of that stinging mouth ulcer feeling without having the unpleasantness of gargling salt pluss it helps keep your teeth cleann.

Next I started to think about what my BM teacher told us today about how orang lama melayu used to break out spontaneously into pantuns whenever they have fun, fight, pick up chicks and so on but no matter how hard I try not to, I picture it like the movie ‘grease’. haha.
I think I’ll try to woo chicks with pantuns one day..

” Seindah seperti singa dari hujung ekor ke hujung hidung,
kecantikannya itu benar benar nak kuingin,

cinta seorang hamba tuhan janganlah engkau lelong,
kini satu soalan, will you be my girlfriend?”

-vuxpyra//

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