Congratulation, someone gives a damn!

*updated*

I just realised that the MOE has set up a matchmaking service for us students. (:
During the first term holiday i did this letter assignment thing where i’d pretend to write to a penpal. Turns out they sent my letter! haha. And we just got a huge pile of letters from SMSA. Everyone especially the girls were going through the letters searching for a potentially ‘HOT’ letter. haha. pfft. No need lah. I’m right heree! haha prasann. anyway,
as teacher was like “Oh lookie, Here’s a girl! you’d like that right?” I was like okay? haha. so i took the letter and this is what was written in the first paragraph.

“…. I am 16 years old and i’m turning 17 this coming Decemner. I am about 5′3″ tall. I have short hair up to my shoulders which is layered cut and it is dark brown in colour. My eyes are medium sized and it’s dark brown in colour. I am a chinese girl but born as a muslim. I am friendly and i love to make new friends…..”

There was more but im too lazy to type it all in.
And all i wrote was “..I look like Brad Pitt from ‘Troy’…” hahaha. i suck at describing myself. Oh, and i think you all remember the address i wrote for my letter some posts ago. haha. I bet they’re passing my paper ard and laughing like shit. i think this is where they would shout out ‘SOBERR’.
Anyway, I’m gonna reply the letter i got soon as she kinda stressed out here that she wants me to ‘hit her back’. Oh, i envy her perfect English. I can’t write anything formal without putting in some puns and punchlines her and there. I’m special that way.

Dear ___,
I think i love you. Oh wait, I actually meant to say i love your long detailed description about yourself as compared to mine. I also love the fact that you’re a Malay Chinese as they are always hot. Yes, i love reading too very much and maybe we could just you and me go to the library some time? thats if you want to that is. Oh, and i like your handwriting by the way. As i read your handwritten letter, i can imagine your pretty hand moving along every curve of every letter. Okay anyway, lets just skip the build up. You gay?

sincerely yours,
Fahmii

-vuxpyra//

update: I just realised that she wrote Chinese born as a Muslim lah. haha. me and my eyes.

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8 Responses to “Congratulation, someone gives a damn!”

  1. Zafirah Says:

    Hahaha. When I was in Form 4/5, we were told to do the same thing, too. And I got a reply. Cali lah. It was from a male, he mentioned something about jogging and when he jogged slowly, his cousins bully him. Catu lah. And how he loves reading. I didn’t write back, though.

  2. Zafirah Says:

    Hahaha. When I was in Form 4/5, we were told to do the same thing, too. And I got a reply. Cali lah. It was from a male, he mentioned something about jogging and when he jogged slowly, his cousins bully him. Catu lah. And how he loves reading. I didn’t write back, though.

    Tapinya, the letter atu is not a reply to the letter I wrote. It was just like an exchange letter wah catu. Kale lah. And, mine is from SMSA.

  3. vuxpyra Says:

    cool. i dont think my letter made a good impression on anyone though. maybe a good read for someone but i doubt anyone would reply to a letter that’s intended to just be a joke and a good laugh.
    i think the first letter ni is just to actually find a penpal then you put your effort in to actually reply to each other in your own time.
    i guess it’s a good idea i guess but letters just came from the neighbour school SMSA so im not really missing much.

  4. Zafirah Says:

    what with the techonologies lagi, we now have internet. probability says out of the so many letters, there’s like one in every hundred that tells their e-mail address and they would stop writing letters and start talking through internet. hah!

  5. vuxpyra Says:

    haha. i was thinking that too! but i still like the novelty in letter writing. It’s just that umm… once you go net, you can’t go back. haha. nda rhyme.

  6. hannah Says:

    WTH. hahahahahhaha!

  7. vuxpyra Says:

    whats so funny? :j

  8. Zafirah Says:

    hahah yeah with the letters you can either burn or keep it ;)

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