Wind is knocking on my window~

updated*

To Those Who Don’t Know…

Drop that Chicken wing!

i shudder when i think that could’ve been me.

Do you guys know that global warming could be controlled if we all became vegetarians and stopped eating meat? That’s the view of this British physicist Alan Calverd, who thinks that giving up pork chops, lamb cutlets and chicken burgers would do more for the environment than burning less oil and gas.

Calvard calculates that the animals we eat emit 21% of all the carbon dioxide that can be attributed to human activity. We could therefore slash man-made emissions of carbon dioxide simply by abolishing all livestock. Moreover, there would be no adverse effects to health and it would be an experiment that we could abandon at any stage. “Worldwide reduction of meat production in the pursuit of the targets set in the Kyoto treaty seems to carry fewer political unknowns than cutting our consumption of fossil fuels,” he says.

Are you willing to sacrifice eating meat for the environment? driving for 2 hours non stop using an average saloon car gives out less emission than the preparation of 1 kg of meat. This piece of fact has been ard since 2005 and a lot of people are still unknowing of it. Eating meat is like driving a fuel guzzling suv whereas becoming a vegetarian is like driving a fuel efficient hybrid car whereas becoming a vegan is like riding an emission free bicycle.

I think its human nature to think life on earth in indefinite and will not end during their time.

• We are told judgment day will come, people try to push it out of their heads.
• we are told Global warming is suffocating the earth, people try to push it out of their heads.
• we are told sea level may rise 20m, people try to push it out of their heads.
• We are told a larger tsunami might happen soon, we……what? i cant hear you?!?. we fly right out of hot leads? ohhh. yessss. we try to push it out of our fragile little heads. correct.

Life is changing. The strong winds that has been felling some trees and causing roofs and camps to fly is soo scary and deadly you might say. This is a part of a bigger picture you see and all you need to do is connect the dots.

If you think the gale here is blowing with the speed turned to full then think long and hard. Have you forgotten about Myanmar? hundreds of thousands of people killed because nature has released a big can of puting beliung onto the unfortunate ones. If here in Brunei which is a > thousand kilometers from the cyclone eye is experiencing all this scaryy nightmareish winds. imagine being right there in Myanmar where another hugee cyclone is hosted. Houses collapsing. Cars flying. trees falling. and a couple HUNDRED THOUSAND dead bodies surrounding you. i think THAT is what you could call a nightmare. Please god, keep us safe.

I think Brunei have been safe from disasters because of all the people out there speaking in malay. like ‘HAPPY birthday’ will suddenly be translated to ‘SELAMAT hari jadi’. notice the selamat? You can find this happening in other things too such as good morning and welcome. think abt it.

Okay. this concludes the end of another “whats wrong with the world?” post and until next time. buh byess.

It seems that the cyclone affecting Brunei is located closer to the phillipines. my bad.

source: physics world issue June 2005, Brunei meteorological service

-vuxpyra//

you say im gay but your mum thinks im cool.

Some people search for weird things on the net (;

some searches that linked to my blog.

If i start swearing in my posts, the list would contain more effed up dirty searches. pervs. haha. No offense if any of you did any of the the above searches though (;
as long as your intentions are pure then you’re always welcome here.
Okayy. I’m just posting this to procrastinate studying for my O level Dmaths1 and BM1&2 tomorrow but seriously.. what kind of weird fetish involves a pink model taking a piss in the toilet?

Alexa Chung IS panasss. so truee. I have a hugee thing for her eyes as well as the fact that she’s a vegetarian. that’s a turn on. that was random much. buh byee.

-Vuxpyra//

LOVE EARTH.

*updated* fixed the download link.

You might not hear this often from guys but i want braces. wooo. Fahmii loserr. go ahead.. say it. (;
since my shit of a love life is non existent at the moment, i might as well become a larger nerd than i already am and get braces.
loser now.. stud later.

“i think about my future as that’s where i’m gonna be when i grow up”- anonymous

You should see my teeth. they are in serious need of some dental work.
(to see dreaded teeth please scroll down)
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Kan kan kan? eheh. soo lame.

but seriously i am planning on getting braces. Somewhere along the lines of 1 year maybe.
I know.. no more eating chocolates, no more nuts, no more touging supermodel Alexa Chung late nights, no more drinking of corrosive acid and etc. I think I’ll survive though. If anyone has any reasons i should do so or to do otherwise, let me know. (:

Today i had my practical bio examm. I was having one of my empty minded moments and totally watched 20% of the whole paper fly awayy. It was about diffusion within jellys with different surface area to volume ratio. If i pass my practical i can still get a nice distinction for my Bio. I so wanna see AT LEAST 3 A’s for this June O level. that would so give me the confidence boost i need to get more A’s in my NOV ‘O’. oh oh oh. For those of you who care, teacher Rodman invigilated us today. He was my awesome bio teacher last year and i so miss his eccentric teaching method. We chatted for awhile about school and my past classmates and now i miss St John again. j;

anywayyy, Its soo annoys me when someone calls you like

“oii!. eh wangg!! woii. Wang wang. *whistles mengurat* HOII!” as if
they can just call you and you’re supposed to act all scared and
wimpish. pffft. I don’t care if I’m in your school or.. ‘turf’. I came to play with knives and fires and solutions. Not to get cat calls from a guy. fagg.

I don’t care if you’re taller or bigger or didn’t shower or have your
fist clenched or repeated school for your third time.
Give respect and
respect will be returned. Give rude calls and the finger will be
given… after you’ve gone (:

WATCH THIS VIDEO! Or DOWNLOAD it for alot better quality!
ts an awesome awesome 2.13 minute clip with awesome resolutions. I want you to watch it in HIGHER definition as the youtube link brings you to a said to be ‘high quality’ version of the video but i really really recommend you DL it for a superr duper kamega mega increase in awesomeness video quality as you don’t get the best video definition from your browser unlike your video player and this clip has awesome qualityy thats too hot for firefox or IE to handle. Play it in fullscreen and turn the volume up to truly amaze and digest its beautifull-ness. Its lovelehh macam berabisss to the maxima but ultimately it depends weather you’re willing to download a 121mb file just to watch a 2 minute clip. yess.. its that good.. watch it yourself (:

Recently i updated this Facebook ‘more about me’ thing and the superpower question came up again. I am not gonna choose a selfish answer like invisibility or flight again. I’ve thought about all the powers I’ve seen on TV and such and the power to change trash into trees(Ueki) is sooo awesome.
I can save the world from the silent killer no superhero have yet to face- Human ignorance.
Enemy? MANKIND.
Arsenal? TINS, PLASTICS AND OTHER SHIT YOU THROW OUT.
Secret lair? KG Sungai Akar.

Theme song!

His name is Alfalfa man.
he can turn trash into trees.
All you see is from flies into bees.
He loves green and he’s eco-friendly. woouooo!

Wind is blowing like crazy again tonight. That means more trees are gonna fall j:
bye.

-vuxpyra//

11th may.

I did nothing special today.
Gave my mum a self crafted mother’s day card and cleaned up some dirrty rooms.
My gift to mum i guess. (;

I found this picture when i was going through my picture gallery.

i took it to test out this camera the day before Dec camp last year. never glanced twice at it until now.
I wish there was vege’ brain food. i cant seem to put much thought into anything these days. i even failed my BM. whats up with that…? failing a core subject is a big no no. recently i took like a whole minute just to think of the word ‘eccentric’. i was like..

” sense of style nya macam.. uhh.. unique camtuu ..macam atubah.. *some time later* eccentric lah ku kan ngata tadi! pfft”

This scene always makes me happy. actually… this SHOW makes me happyy.

i love this episode.

goodnight.

sleep tight &

dont let the bed bugs put their foot in your ass. (;

-vuxpyra//

I heart Mum.

Mother’s Day is right ard the corner!

Labi waterfall

I love me mom. It’s that simplee. I may not express it 24/7 but i do. When i was a kid i used to think life would be better and much easier without a mom. No more yelling and more TV time and i can play in the big pile of sand outside during most parts of the day. I even considered living with dad 4..5 years ago up in Bandar but after breaking free from the kid stage i realised that i need and love my mom. i used to see my dad alot less than mom. approx 1:9 of the time when i was a kid. Mom took care of me and she cared even if it was in the form of anger. Now that i’m no longer that silly arrogant kid, i see the beauty that is my mom and the effort she has put into me and my siblings. She is an inspiration of commitment. She is my Mom.

From Fahmii with love.

-vuxpyra//

Hikmat Gorilla bebulu emas 18 petala langit! YAHH!!

Hello everyonee. Am feeling much better noww. Letting bygones be bygones.

people.. IM HOOKED! So teacher has been telling me i should read more
books written in Bahasa Melayu and such because unlike my oral malay, my written malay sucks hardd. And i had to take the easy way
out and started reading bahasa melayu written comic books. hehehe. there i started WIRA
TUNGGAL!! wuushhhh!

We have a reading corner at the back where we
have loads of newspappers, Gempaks, Utopias and TEEN magazines all
dating back to ard 2005. I picked up the first edition of Wira Tunggal
and i saw this scene….

“Anjing kurap! Ajal mu dah sampai!”

If not for this comic i wouldn’t have know what ajal means (:

The page on the left shows this guy named ‘Harimau Kumbang’ squeezing someone so hard that he just literally explodes. haha. awesome shit no? You won’t find shit like this in marvel comics. eheh.. To think these magazines were published 10 years ago during the 90s. I love the drawings as well as the plotting. Reminds you of dragon ball whereas here.. the power of an attack is measured in ‘petala langit’ or ‘petala neraka’ which might reach up to 50 or above. From what i know there are only 7 petala langit and neraka. haha. hebatt kan?. And the names of the attacks are effing funnyy.
here are some other panels from the mag.

Damn straight you need a ”cupp’! This guy’s Zuriat just turned to cincau. yummeh!

“Unless you want this finger up your ass, i suggest you piss off!” - my translation

Just like in DragonBall, the people lovee their dragons and dinosaurs.

The girl on the left seems to be dominating.(;

Other than reading comic books, I’ve been playing this awesome game too. I terribly recommend you playy. haha. Such a nerd I’ve been lately.
:j
I’ll post something good soon rightt. I think i strained my brain cells to the point where they start becoming idle and lazy as i can’t really think of anything these days. aww poo.

Oh and Happy blated Bday to Anne!!
and happy Advance bday to Megann!
buhhbyes.

-vuxpyra//

possibly Coccidia.

Alot of you might already know this but i love Sundays very much. This Sunday is damn straight gorgeous but its just so hard to enjoy your day after dropping off your rabbit at the vet. ):

Alot of shitty things have happened lately and I’ve refrained myself from posting them as to prevent myself from bumming you all out but i feel like should voice this..

Hunnybun always loves the warmth of the laptop

Hunnybun has intestinal parasites! I feel to blame. Coccidia i think is what it’s called and it screws with the rabbit’s G.I. Comes from hay which is not dried enough as to kill the parasites enough. It bloats the rabbit’s stomach or whatnot and may lead to difficulty in breathing.

Crap eh, I didn’t dry them enoughh! Am pretty sure it’s not the virus thats said to be going ard Brunei and killing the pets. Currently Hunnybun is with Dr. Mamdoh and lets just hope the phone call this afternoon from him will bring in good luck.

pleasee pray to god that she’ll come out fine people. Or just wish it if you’re not that kind of person. It means alot to me.

and I’ll just be appearing offline today. buh bye

-vuxpyra//

Out of my head, please?

new look for the blog. you like?

I always felt pretty claustrophobic while i was using the previous
theme so yea. Went for a more ‘free’ theme and created the header
above in more or less 30 mins so please dont criticize my lame
photohopping skills. Mind you, im not photoshop savvy. I like it anyway
as i prefer simplicity. Quality over quantity huh.
Tell me if you likey alright ;j
I think my self esteem could use a bit of an encouragement by now. haha.
So on with the post.

I’ve been keeping track of the expansion on B.Mobile & DST onto the ISP business and this is EXACTLY what I’ve been hoping for since B.Mobile opened its doors a few years back. DST and B.Mobile has been in this arms race for some time now and now BruNet has been pulled into all this. woohoo. This could only mean improvement in the quality of the Internet. have you ever wiki’d Brunei? yes, I’m that jobless. neways let me quote this sentence from this article which reads..

” Brunei’s internet service is monopolized by a recently corporated company TelBru under their “BruNet” department. ADSL speeds range from 512 kbit/s to the maximum speed of 1 Mbit/s through ADSL
broadband. 1 Mbit/s was only recently introduced in 2006 and priced at
BND$308 per month (Equivalent to Singapore currency). It is known that
the Brunei’s broadband ranging from 512 kbit/s to 1 Mbit/s is one the
most expensive in the world. The limited market in Brunei means that
development in the telecommunications sector is stagnant. Currently
only about 11000 users out of a population of 380,000 have any
connection to the Internet.”

So as you can read for yourself, Brunet has been leeching on us for sometime now and i can bet my life that Brunet will feel the pressure soon as they haven’t any backup revenue to rely on unlike the other two to fall on so let us hope that any improvement will be up and about pretty soon. yeaa, I don’t wanna go through the hassle of changing service providers currently. Maybe in a couple of months if i feel like it.

okay!! Geek time overr please. (:

People, Im feeling realyyyyy awfully guilty!
you know how i mentioned the girl i used to have a thing with who’s transferring?
Okay, let me just briefly fill you in on the whole thing aightt.

Her name is Syahirah(Erah) and we were kinda matchmaked by this chick i know.
had a thing with her but mind you, im not some sort of um… boytoy.
i know we weren’t exclusive but i didn’t wanna get attached with a girl who wasn’t interested in commitment as i tend to look ahead so i kinda burned our bridge after she left hints about another guy.
I deleted her MSN and i didn’t spend my afternoon with her anymore. “She prob has loads of other guys to fall back on” i thought to myself.
Now after more or less a month, i’ve been seeing her ard now.
Saw her the other day after practical but i tried hard not making eye contact and yeaa.. i succeeded as i thought it be better to just pull the plug in one go.
I saw her with my teacher and she told me she was transferring and i was fine with that as things would go alot smoother.
My friend has also been asking abt me and her and i’ve just been stalling
Then today during drama class, the girl who matchmaked us told me Erah was trying to say goodbye to me for the last time the other day as she misses me. I felt like a jackass so i wanted to tell her sorry and whatnot.
then… she told me Erah wasn’t in Brunei anymore. She moved to Canada not long before that because of some family problems which i am sorry to say that i was aware of.
I’m such an asshole.
Anyway Erah, i doubt you’ll be reading this anytime soon but yeaa.. im sorry. I’ve been such a guy lately. pfft. Hope youre doing okay up there anyway babe. Thanks for the good times we had even though they weren’t all that out of the ordinary. bye. *waves*

Fahmii out*

-vuxpyra//

Congratulation, someone gives a damn!

*updated*

I just realised that the MOE has set up a matchmaking service for us students. (:
During the first term holiday i did this letter assignment thing where i’d pretend to write to a penpal. Turns out they sent my letter! haha. And we just got a huge pile of letters from SMSA. Everyone especially the girls were going through the letters searching for a potentially ‘HOT’ letter. haha. pfft. No need lah. I’m right heree! haha prasann. anyway,
as teacher was like “Oh lookie, Here’s a girl! you’d like that right?” I was like okay? haha. so i took the letter and this is what was written in the first paragraph.

“…. I am 16 years old and i’m turning 17 this coming Decemner. I am about 5′3″ tall. I have short hair up to my shoulders which is layered cut and it is dark brown in colour. My eyes are medium sized and it’s dark brown in colour. I am a chinese girl but born as a muslim. I am friendly and i love to make new friends…..”

There was more but im too lazy to type it all in.
And all i wrote was “..I look like Brad Pitt from ‘Troy’…” hahaha. i suck at describing myself. Oh, and i think you all remember the address i wrote for my letter some posts ago. haha. I bet they’re passing my paper ard and laughing like shit. i think this is where they would shout out ‘SOBERR’.
Anyway, I’m gonna reply the letter i got soon as she kinda stressed out here that she wants me to ‘hit her back’. Oh, i envy her perfect English. I can’t write anything formal without putting in some puns and punchlines her and there. I’m special that way.

Dear ___,
I think i love you. Oh wait, I actually meant to say i love your long detailed description about yourself as compared to mine. I also love the fact that you’re a Malay Chinese as they are always hot. Yes, i love reading too very much and maybe we could just you and me go to the library some time? thats if you want to that is. Oh, and i like your handwriting by the way. As i read your handwritten letter, i can imagine your pretty hand moving along every curve of every letter. Okay anyway, lets just skip the build up. You gay?

sincerely yours,
Fahmii

-vuxpyra//

update: I just realised that she wrote Chinese born as a Muslim lah. haha. me and my eyes.

The intergration of dumping.

You know how you used to(or still) have those days when you just feel as though a giant snake is about to crawl out your ass and all you would do is just relax your bum on the urine covered toilet seat and read an Archie comic book and start laughing and giggling so your body will start to pulsate causing you to lay your brownies faster as you do your thangg?

Well, thats a thing of the past… or at least it should be (:

never will you ever have to get off your ass again

nooo. It’s not because it gross. Because we have laptops and WiFis at this day and age!
We need to adapt to this ever changing world and step up as these days everyone is always busy so why not multitask something like taking a dump while writing your essay or googling ‘future psychic reading-your-poop’
Imagine your conversation going like..

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I think im pregnant as i just screwed the loser who’s teaching me History so she would improve my grades but she forgot to wear a condom. also, i like to write shit here that’s no one’s business says:

So anyway, what you doing baby gurlz?

I’m seriously craving for chocolate brownies says:

sayangg, im in the toilet sedang ock ock. its orgasmicc!

I think im pregnant as i just screwed
the loser who’s teaching me History so she would improve my grades but
she forgot to wear a condom. also, i like to write shit here that’s no
one’s business says:

Me too. the toilet seat ni very warm sudah abang duduki for the past 30 minutes.

I’m seriously craving for chocolate brownies says:

*ploppp* ahhhhh…!
also sedang kamihh.
this feels niceee.
amigad, i think i smell a dead cat. opps. aku terkantut rupanyaa. lol

I think im pregnant as i just screwed
the loser who’s teaching me History so she would improve my grades but
she forgot to wear a condom. also, i like to write shit here that’s no
one’s business says:

My poop macam fererro rocher sulnya. banyak biji biji bagas i makan watermelon tadi.

I’m seriously craving for chocolate brownies says:

Rugged juaa. mine macam chocolate paste choki choki. eheheh. diarrhea jua banarr.
ehhh. lupaku cuci tangann bagas basuk my bum. kekeke.

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crap yaw. i think i failed my Amaths! i got 30% on me paper one. pfft. and yeaa, no luck in me getting a 70% in paper 2 to at least pass. but i think the fact that i got the highest marks in English and Biology would compensate for that. (:
you should be proud of meee.
The valedictorian in my batch isn’t ‘all that’ unlike at St John and other schools. Anyone could push her off her pedestal if you tried hard enough. fuuyoo. Confident right? haha. nahh. Anyone except me that is.
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marks total confirmed

Biology- 86%(A1)*
Physics- 66%(B3)
D maths- 72%(A2)
English- 87%(A1)*
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oh oh. Today, when i was at the football field watching the AAC-SMSA match. This old guy ard 50ish who i think had nothing to do with the anything came and sat behind me and started shouting like crazy while repeatedly hitting this bottle onto the floor behind me. aduhhh. Screaming at the 11yr old who had a cramp yelling “OII no 18! Jangantah tipu tipu tu. paluii! buduh!”"OI keeper! apa masalahmukan?!”. Annoying ehh. under 15 saja tu pak ajii.. not the Euro league okay?

and ive been listening to after tonight- George Nozuka throughout the day. Can’t get enough of his awesome voice. haha.

yeaa. this post is soo boring. well sorryy, what did you expect from a guy like me (:

ahem. Noo i’m not in the toilet as im writing this. thank you. ;j

-vuxpyra//